Celebrity Death Haiku

Levon Helm

1940-2012

But they should never
Have taken the very best
Rest in peace, Levon

-- Jeff Tiedrich

Dick Clark

1929–2012

Let the last ball drop
On world's oldest teenager's
Rockin' Mid-Year's Grieve

— Jeff Tiedrich

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New Year's without Clark?
Still fun -- harder to dance to
I give it a six

-- Dr. Vitz

 

Mike Wallace

1918–2012

Flash of pearly whites
A gentle "Forgive me, but..."
He went for the kill

— Russell 1000

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How did anyone
Hiding something think that
They could outwit him?

— O'Cyrus