Celebrity Death Haiku

Davy Jones

1945–2012

Now Davy Jones? Jeez.
One more boyhood icon gone
I'm a bereaver

— Jeff Tiedrich

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Pre-teen idol from
Pre-fab foursome
Croaks prematurely

— Russell 1000

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Pop music sweetheart
Just when "sour" became the
Flavor of the month

— Lairbo

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Mock at your peril;
Stephen Stills auditioned
For the Monkees gig

— Abby Rhodes

 

Gary Carter

1954–2012

Believe it or not
One time, the Mets didn't suck
Carter's one reason

— Jeff Tiedrich

 

Whitney Houston

1963–2012

A powerful voice
Gone silent much too early
Oh – hell to the no!

— Dr. Vitz

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Not nearly enough
Bodyguards to protect her
From her own worst self

— Philco

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Hope that she will be
Remembered for her talent —
Not for the trainwreck

— Inshallah