1928 – 2010
Left Debbie for Liz
To be left for Dick Burton
But left us Leia
— Dr. Vitz
* * *
Crooner in the age
Of rock and roll's ascension
Missed it by that much
— Lairbo
* * *
Career blown to bits
By Elvis, private life shot
To hell by himself
— O'Cyrus
* * *
When she married him
Liz was just getting warmed up
Four down, four to go
— Lairbo
* * *
Couldn't compete with
Elvis or Sinatra, but still
Got around plenty
— Russell 1000
He sang what, blah blah --
He married whom, blah blah blah --
Princess Leia's dad.
Posted by: inshallah | 09/30/2010 at 06:31 PM
Well done, you clever people.
Posted by: NotSherly | 09/25/2010 at 08:53 AM