Celebrity Death Haiku

Xavier Cugat

1900 – 1990

Once known as mentor

Of Dezi Arnaz; later

As Charro's husband

— Lairbo

Leonard Bernstein

1918 – 1990

Bravura Bernstein

Set upon Mahler like a

Martial arts maestro

— St. Blaise

Curtis LeMay

1906 – 1990

Hero in wartime
But as civilian office-
Seeker? Too scary

— Philco