1930 – 2010
Playboy philosophy
Obsoleted by Penthouse
Gynecology
— Jeff Tiedrich
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Vanessa Williams
Totally owes her career
To that photo shoot
— Inshallah
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Nobody ever
Pretended to read Penthouse
For the articles
— Russell 1000
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Created forum
About sex for those with no
Imagination
— P.J. Guillemot
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Penthouse to outhouse
Gooch's goo-goo eyes could make
Caligula blush
— St. Blaise
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Dear Penthouse Forum
Never thought heaven was real
Might be when Bob comes
— Dr. Vitz